Bull God Choppers: Chained Absurdity
See how clever I am? When I meet bike builders and bikers, I often look at their groups. It's a good way to find builders I haven't met or reviewed. Bull God Choppers continually shows up in people's group lists. There must be a reason why but I've known people to be members of builder groups which sell less than stellar products. So who is this Bull God Choppers and who made them....umm...God? Let me tell you of the Revelator!
I get an IM, out of the blue, from Blaze (aka Blazeabsurdity) and we all get these IMs from time to time, usually people asking the age old question "you pay for sex, yes?" That wasn't the case fortunately. Still I wondered, who the hell is Blaze? Then I looked and it hit me like a ton of bricks, Blaze IS Bull God Choppers. Wow, I finally get a chance to review one of his bikes and to meet a builder as well known as Bull God Choppers.
Now Blaze isn't all bikes all the time, he builds cars, trucks, rock crawlers and I suspect he is one of those guys who can't stay idle for a minute. He probably has his hands in dozens of projects at the same time and you have to appreciate a builder who never stops for an instant. Yeah okay enough about Blaze, let's take a look at this twisted mind who created the Chained Absurdity. Better yet, I only play a psychiatrist on TV, let's just look at the bike.
The Chained Absurdity is unlike any chopper I have ever seen. The frame is a massively sized bike chain holding an old school V-twin. What I thought was cool is how the parts come together to create this unique ride topped off with some medieval apes. Honestly, to ride this thing in RL, I would want to take it pretty easy. One bad hop or having to grab handfuls of brake and Mrs. Badger won't have any prim babies....this is a nut cutter.
Here is another cool feature and probably more about practicality. Sure you can resize most any bike to fit your avatar. Resizing can come at a price. I don't have the largest avatar though I'm your average 7 feet tall. The male version was a little large for me. When I resized it, the parts did come out of alignment but here is where Blaze is thinking about the customer, he also has a female version that fit me perfectly. For larger and smaller avis, having the bike fit your body truly matters. When we're riding, we don't notice how we sit on a bike though your friends will and it is a testament to the Revelator that his bikes look good with his customers. It drives business his way.
Not all popular builders create great products are exhibit equally great customer service. I think you'll find Blaze doesn't fit in that category. The bike has an "out there on the edge look" and the ride, it is one of the best I've tested. Great ride, "out there' looks and you'll know you have a ride which isn't only unique in the style department but can take on any track in SL with ease.
Check out Bull God Choppers and I always recommend you meet the builder, Blaze. Join the group too! You can check out all of Blaze's rides by making a visit to his inworld shop.
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